What is it?
Getting Started
What to do
End Result


Info!

Our autographing markers are called Fine Point Laundry Markers. They have a special kind of ink in them that will not "feather" (spread) or break down and is designed especially for fabric. Regular ink will fade and disappear over time. We did our homework on this one!
In addition, our has an inner lining to protect against the possiblity of ink penetrating through onto his clothes. Our way of making sure he doesn't arrive at the party without protection!

What is it?

A is an autographable, personalized party jacket worn by the “groom-to-be” during his bachelor party. It's available in four bright, eye-catching colors

  • Hot Pink
  • Summer Green
  • Orange Popsicle
  • Vibrant Yellow

...and comes rolled up in it's own zippered vinyl bag which should be kept to hide... um, we mean, store his keepsake easily and safely after the party's over! The point of making him wear a (Besides its immense humor value!) is to have it signed by as many women as possible during the “boy’s night out”. Whether you meet them on the street, in a bar, or at the strip club - A party follows a wherever it goes... It will keep your "Doomed Groom" the centre of attention on HIS night!

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Getting Started

Start out by getting him set up... A good idea would be to make him wear a tacky, bright, colorful, or even frilly shirt under his for effect (and/or to humiliate the hell out of him). Then, pin a humorous 5-inch flashing LED lighted button to him and load him up with some colorful Mardi-Gras Bead necklaces that he can give away to the women of his choice all night. Once he's set up, all the guys in the party should take turns signing his (Yes, TWO special markers are included!), because these are the guys who matter most (cough!...sniff!) and they can all save the three bucks they were going to spend on a card! (No one keeps cards anyway!)

The breast pocket can be used to hold the autographing markers when not in use (if ever!) to make sure they are always readily available (Besides, that "Poindexter" look will really suit him!) And, to add another fun, personal element to his , the two lower pockets are designed to act as 4"X6" or 5"X7" picture frames!... Oh, the funny, cruel, humiliating, humbling possibilities!

Then it’s out on the town to get his covered in signatures from well-wishing females who will now know who is officially off the market!

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What to do

You’ll see how many women are good sports about this, and usually come up with just the right things to write all over his ... From clever one-liners, to cute little pictures, and perhaps even the odd phone number! (um...Just kidding!). It’ll be lots of fun approaching larger parties of women in bars and seeing their reactions. Your guy will feel like he's finally reached "STUD" status as scores of women gather around, trying to get close to him! Remember, as your doomed groom gets more inebriated as the night goes on, it becomes easier for you to pass him around. Then it’s off to the strip club!!! (Did we mention how noticeable these jackets look under black lights?) Not only are dancers good sports about this, but some will actually take the off your buddy, and use it in their performance for him. There is nothing like watching a dancer rub a all over herself, put it back on your wide eyed buddy, jump onto his lap and sign it! (Trust us, we’ve seen it!)

Be sure to learn about our (See the Giveaways page), included with every , that offer some cool surprises for your "Doomed Groom". (To make his night even more special!)

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End Result

At the end of the night, his takes on it’s own personal look and is now a true work of art, one to be cherished for years to come... From time to time, he can take out his , put it on, and remember a great night out with the boys (Probably...his last one!). He can read what everyone wrote to him, have a good laugh, shed a tear or two, and know that he has only one person to thank for all of it... Because if she didn’t answer that age old question with a “YES!”... Then that memorable night might never have happened.

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Tip!

The vinyl bag our comes rolled up in actually serves a purpose other than a convenient hiding place. Rolling the back up into it after the party will help protect the ink from daylight, thus preserving all the autographs (and any other markings) for a long long time!
Of course, this is only if you are not allowed to display your work of "art" proudly for your dinner guests to admire and converse about... A beautifully decorated looks great on the wall behind a home bar, or in a rec room or basement TV room! (But we'd leave it out of the bedroom)

Tip!

Our Mardi-Gras Beads (found on the Products page) are a wild and fun addition to the party! Throw a truck load of them around his neck a la "Mr T" to add a touch of colorful class to his ensemble. We suggest that they be given away to all the women who graciously sign his ... and/or are involved in any "Shirt Raising" situations! *wink* Until now, he'll have only dreamed about giving a "Pearl Necklace" to so many women!!!

 
 
Tip!

Our 5-inch party buttons (found on the Products page) have 4 flashing red LED lights on them that are very attention grabbing. Pinning an attention grabbing button onto an attention grabbing means your "Groom-to-be" will be grabbing LOTS of attention all night! Hope we grabbed your attention with this tip.

Bonus Tip: Pin it to a lapel to allow more space for signatures!

Tip!

The two lower pockets on the are handy little picture frames. We suggest that he reserve one pocket for a picture of his beautiful, blushing bride-to-be; that way, although she'll be with him during the entire night out, he can still remain guilt-free as long as he doesn't look directly at her. (Besides, looking at her picture the morning after should sober him up real quick!!!) As for the other pocket?... Get creative!

 
 
Info!

Sizing for the is a "one size fits most" (based on an adult size XL) If your odd sized "groom-to-be" is too small for it, roll the sleeves up! If he's too big for it, heck, cut the sleeves off! Trust us, he ain't gonna be making any fashion statements while wearing this bad boy!

Tip!

Smell like spilt beer mixed with stripper perfume? We'd say that's a pretty good night! Do NOT wash the after the party. Store it back in it's bag AS IS to seal in all the scents and flavours of the party and keep all the memories ALIVE!
A bonus is that he won't have to do laundry!

 
 
Warning!

It has come to our attention that our is a great "icebreaker" for the SINGLE guys in the party to meet the single women who are asked to sign their buddy's .
We cannot be held responsible for any flings, relationships or shotgun weddings that arise from this situation. just hopes that you remember what gave you the sudden jolt of courage, and when it's time for YOUR blessed event, you allow us to send you on your way with the same style and dignity!